I thought we had outdone ourselves when it comes to the gender-based violence issue by praying, holding press conferences and men getting blisters from walking in tiekkie-hakkies, until some bleddie moron spoiled my breakfast on a Monday morning.
My breakfast was spoilt with news reports that he had stabbed a bambino and her mother with a knife, because she wouldn’t give it up between the sheets. Who does that?
What type of moron plunges a knife into the stomach of a defenceless child for heaven’s sake?
What did the child have to do with this dude’s intolerant zest and appetite for the forbidden fruit?
And what right did he have to demand sex if the other person was not interested or was not in the mood? Have we turned into animals or is science making a mockery of us for having always rejected the notion that we are animals because we are kama so intelligent, worldly, enlightened and gentle?
Well, say hello to Planet Animal, because we have proven that we are losing our use of logic, skills of negotiation and common sense which at least held our humanity intact.
Ja, let’s leave all these man-made things like religion, conscience, morality, values and just creep one by one back into the jungle where we came from and where could freely kill, rape, rob and hurt each other without a care in the world.
Ooh hete, it must really be nice in Planet Animal, not having the gatas behind your back after you have just killed Johannes for dinner and hanged Barbara’s head to the tree for breakfast without having to explain to anyone why you did it.
Since evolution theorist Charles Darwin’s “Survival of the Fittest” bible has became more attractive, no one should reproach us for taking from those who have more. How stupid of you to ask why we have no sense of right or wrong. And when we are in the mood for something…uhmm…a little sexy, we don’t need no candles, chocolate or wine because it doesn’t matter the physical look, smell or intelligence, this is Animal Planet.
All we care about is our needs.
Sorry Ngo!
By Magreth Nunuhe